Mr. Jeff Wishes ACWOT a Happy Anniversary!!!

ACWOT Presidential Poll:

Well, like it or lump it, Obama has accomplished a couple of the goals he set. With this in mind, is Barack H. Obama a Great President or The Greatest President…or just some Socialist Kenyan Muslim Antichrist? Leave your comments below!

Where the Hell is Niles, MI and why do ACWOT fans give 2 poops?!

Niles, MI The City of Four Flags, once governed by the French, Spanish and Brits, before becoming a United State of America, is located in southwestern lower MI about 20 minutes inland from Lake Michigan.

At one point, before being obliterated by the white man, the Niles area was teeming with Native Americans who thought the St Joe river was magical because it flowed north. Within the last few years the original location of Fort St. Joseph, a major trading outpost, was found and a museum and possible reproduction of the fort are being talked about.

It is now a destination for antique collectors, historians and fisherman and is starting to attract the local foodie community. It is also the hometown of all 4 of your ACWOT hosts and contributors. It’s quirky and weird and right and left and things move just a bit slower, just like ACWOT.

And that is why, ladies and germs, along with our spot on fact based non-partisan news and political humor you will also find the occasional news report, commentary, insult, inside joke about the ACWOT mecca known as Niles, Michigan.

It’s our Lake Wobegon.

From Vinton Cerf’s locker… arrrgghhh!!!

Before Side Show Joe left this crazy web… he had one final request… If only he had stayed logged on long enough to see it come to fruition… So in honor of Side Show Joe, one more healthcare poll. Please feel free to share with any of the millions of Facebook health care pages.

Who is your favorite? The Easter Bunny – The Tooth Fairy – Santa Claus

A medicinal use for Farmville/ Farmtown

I just had an interesting discussion with a bi-polar lady. I asked her how she was doing and she told me she wished she had a job so she could buy more stuff and then dove into talking about Farmville and Farmtown which she and her husband had just finished playing for 24 hrs straight. When I asked jokingly how we started talking about Farmgames, she mentioned how she was bi-polar and that when she gets depressed she spends money which has put her and her husband in a sticky situation finacially. The farmgames, she said, gives her an outlet to spend pretend money and get pretend things and actually calms her.

I think we need to get the FDA in on this because if it’s a drug it will need to be regulated immediately.

The 2010 Cenus Poll. Paranoid or Proud?

ACWOT Poll: George W. Bush, great president or the greatest president?

The Healthcare war on Facebook

We’ve been following the battle between health care pages on Facebook closely and have become confused. While the big anti-healthcare bill page “I bet we can find 1,000,000+ people who disapprove of the Health Care Bill” is winning the fan race I get the feeling that the people there are split. A lot disapprove of health care reform altogether but some seem to think the current bill just needs some tweaks. So along comes “The Official American Health Care Law Support Page” which is actually a consolidation of 4 of the bigger pro health care bill pages. While just starting 2 days ago they are still in the process of consolidating their fan base. For the most part these guys seem to feel that it’s good that the bill passed into law but they are set on pointing out what is wrong with the law and are trying to focus on fixing it.

All that being said we are just trying to figure out who is where so we started another poll to try to get a handle on the “disapproval” page demographic.

Sarah Palin Poll

The Persecution of Sarah Palin: How the Elite Media Tried to Bring Down a Rising Star

Sarah Palin is Psychotic

Sarah Palin tries to rally the troops under the guise of basketball lingo

The Persecution of Sarah Palin: How the Elite Media Tried to Bring Down a Rising Star
March Madness battles rage! My family and I join millions of Americans enjoying college basketball’s finest through March Madness. Underdogs always get my vote as we watch intense competition bring out the best in these accomplished teams.

The Final Four is an intense, contested series (kind of like a heated, competitive primary election), so best of luck to all teams, and watch for this principle lived out: the team that wins is the team that wants it more.

To the teams that desire making it this far next year: Gear up! In the battle, set your sights on next season’s targets! From the shot across the bow – the first second’s tip-off – your leaders will be in the enemy’s crosshairs, so you must execute strong defensive tactics. You won’t win only playing defense, so get on offense! The crossfire is intense, so penetrate through enemy territory by bombing through the press, and use your strong weapons – your Big Guns – to drive to the hole. Shoot with accuracy; aim high and remember it takes blood, sweat and tears to win.

Focus on the goal and fight for it. If the gate is closed, go over the fence. If the fence is too high, pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, parachute in. If the other side tries to push back, your attitude should be “go for it.” Get in their faces and argue with them. (Sound familiar?!) Every possession is a battle; you’ll only win the war if you’ve picked your battles wisely. No matter how tough it gets, never retreat, instead RELOAD!

- Sarah Palin

MOOG

I’ve taken up a new hobby.. it’s called hard cider. No not brewing it… drinking it.

Did I ever tell you about the time I bought Bob Moog a hard cider at Stella Blue in Asheville NC circa 98 or 99? After a lecture he gave on the theremin and the history of synthesized music he went and sat at the bar NO ONE went to chill with him… so I did. My ice breaker was “So… was Dick Hyman his real name?” He looked at me for what seemed a full minute and then chuckled and said.. “yeah I think so” I offered him a drink and he went into this whole story about how he didn’t drink much but that his grandpa used to make hard cider in a shed and they just happened to have hard cider there so he said he would take a hard cider for nostalgia’s sake. We went on to talk about music and life and Asheville for what might as well of been an eternity for me. Then I bought some speed from a dude in the bathroom and drove all the way back to Niles that night.

A few months later I emailed him to see if he got the cd I sent and he remembered me and said that I sent him on a Hard Cider kick that lasted quite awhile! I put thee BOB MOOG on a hard cider binge!!! – bw

bloggin from my phone.

Just downloaded wordpress for my blackberry. Of course my first thought is “wow now I can blog about wherever I am while I am there!”

Then my next thought is “who wants to read a blog about wherever I am while I am there.” Then I think “wait a minute… It doesn’t matter if anyone wants to read it because by definition that would be a complete waste of time and therefore I am fulfilling everyone’s expectations!”

This has been a test of the blackberry wordpress app and absolutely 100 percent, A Complete Waste Of Time.

-bw

Episodes 13 and 14

Episode 14 – A Wee Little Bit
In this episode: Luck-o-the-Irish, happy drone day, a wee little diddle, clean teeth, bitchcakes, smokey the golden retriever and timid wittle wodney!

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Episode 13 – Conspiracy Theory
In this episode Rodney defends the honor of the FOX News machine, the moon walk is proven real, Clay tries to bring down the ultra conservative movement to privitize the military, Obama won’t run in 2012, Rod loves the US Olympic Curling team and the truth about Side Show Joe! And Rod says the N-word!

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New Nightjar Album Preview

Our friends at Nightjar were gracious enough to give ACWOT and our fans a sneak preview of their new album. Check out the track 5th & Lake which is a reference to ACWOT’s hometown of Niles, MI which just so happens to be the bass player’s (Chris Hess) hometown as well.

Download the album by clicking here>>Nightjar “Hometown Stranger”

Visit their website here nightjarmusic.com
Become a fan on Facebook

Episode 12 – A Final Farewell?
This is the end, my only friend the end.

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Episode 11 – Brown Chicken Brown Cow
Birds do it, Bees do it, Even educated fleas do it.

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Episode 10 – Revolution!
Join the ACWOT Revolution MF! No fricken description necessary.

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Episode 9 – All Children Left Behind – The Back To School Special
Holy Crap, ACWOT is back and we’ve got more cowbell! Here it is, the highly anticipated, Episode 9 – All Children Left Behind – The Back To School Special!

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ACWOT Mashup!
The Best of ACWOT in a 10:00 minute mini bite sized mashup package! It’s scrum-diddly-umchous!

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Outtakes Mashup
Ok, waiting for ACWOT sucks! So here is a short mashup of silliness to tide you over…

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Episode 8 – Women and Children First
Emotions abound as we discover the sensitivity, passion, and empathy that stirs deep within the ACWOT crew. Clay throws caution to the wind and abandons statistics, finding he grows smarter the more he lets Rod speak. Joe becomes Batman in his shortest rant to date. Jeff explains the finer points of parenting in an unabridged tongue lashing. And we find that Rod is actually a bag full of ten year olds and the voice to Cartman! So perch on the edge of your seat and prepare for A Complete Waste Of Time!

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Episode 7 – Schizophrenic Energy
GWD: We all have it. From liberal hippie “rose glasses do-gooders”, to the most “keep shit the same” conservative, and everyone caught in the middle. But you can get help. Global Warming Disease is a serious illness that effects nearly 1 in 5 earthlings. But now there is help; a medicine so powerful that, you too, can be a superhero by comparison. Just listen and you’ll feel smarter, prettier, and gosh darn it, people will like you. Rod and Clay debate the issues on epoch proportions, Sideshow Joe gives history a lesson, and Jeff strongly encourages an open mind. So grab some water and swallow hard, this pill don’t go down easy.

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Episode 6 – Media Whores
Join us for a riveting conversation on the big business of Media, Television addiction, Facebook psychology, and masturbation! Clay finds statistics, Jeff explores News Integrity, Sideshow Joe discovers Facebook, and Rod ogles Marge Simpson. So grab a bag of Cheetos, turn off your television, and find yourself with A Complete Waste Of Time!

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Episode 5 – The Health Care Episode
Here it is…The Health Care Episode (the extended censored version)! But that’s not all. We are also proud to present 2 new segments from our friends Jeff and Sideshow Joe! The critics are screaming… “Fucking finally, they actually talk about something in this one!”… ” Jesus, we [the critics] were about to give up on these idiots!”… “Looks like they finally found a couple of guys to help them get their shit together, although this episode, like the others, is still a complete waste of time!” …its almost like we paid them to say those things! Themes include Health Insurance, Sin Taxes, Rush Limbaugh and the intensity of the Popes Faith. Enjoy…

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Episode 4 – See You Next Tuesday!
Rod wrote the script for this episode all by himself!

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Episode 3 – Suicide, Murder, Death Threats, and Elephant Love
Episode 3 touches on Tourette’s Syndrome, space tourism and death, death and more death…as well as Rod’s irrational fear of airplanes and mountains.

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Episode 2 – The Dangling Fistula
Topics in episode 2 include gay marriage, the supreme court nominee, glowing monkeys and dangling fistulas. Try not to throw up in your mouth!

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Episode 1 – An Introduction
In episode 1 we introduce ourselves and the show laying the groundwork for an epic…something.

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Episode 11 – Brown Chicken Brown Cow

Birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it

Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay do it

Cold Cape Cod clams, ‘gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it

I’m sure giraffes on the sly do it
Even eagles as they fly do it

The royal set sans regret did it
And they considered it fun
Marie Antoinette did it -
with or without Napoleon

Steves Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest Video

the magic behind the Simpsons

Episode 10 – Revolution!

Join the ACWOT Revolution MF! No fricken description necessary.